yellenabelova:

You are… you are determined, I see, to have no curiosity. You are wise. But I cannot be wise.

Emma. (2020) // Good Omens (2019 - )

yellenabelova:

#6000 years of lack of communication (inspired by this post by @wilyserpentofeden)

hintsiren:

red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

Originally posted by baileyjoseph

headspace-hotel:

puzzledjay:

a-flickering-soul:

OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA

FDA approves first over-the-counter birth control pill in US | CNN

The US Food and Drug Administration on Thursday approved the birth control pill Opill to be available over-the-counter, the first nonprescri

CNN

Add to the list of “things about America I (american) didn’t know were not normal worldwide”

paperlignes:

aziraphale and crowley, good omens / francesca, hozier

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Here to remind you that Will had a gun on him during mizumono and let himself be gutted and held instead of fighting back, and Hannibal had a notebook full of equations to figure out time travel because that’s how desperately he wanted to reverse time

In Digestivo right before the break up scene we get a close up of these equations in Hannibal’s book which was confirmed by Bryan Fuller

#homoerotic physics

good-omens-heritage-posts:

schmuzz1:

fynnkaterin:

Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front of you, like what’s that about

op this is such a good take

good omens heritage post

caedmonfaith:

no-nightingalez:

I have a love hate relationship with endings where everyone has to go back to normal after this life changing journey. You went on the adventure of a lifetime, you grew, you learned, you loved, you lost, but it’s over now.

Being fundamentally changed by this magical experience that you’ll never get again and having to carry on with your daily life is just ahgggg!!!!

The book has closed, the movie’s ended, the story is over, but you’re still here.

yellenabelova:

Percy Jackson teaser + tweets

nicostiel:

#Aziraphale didn’t know he was starving for Crowley’s love until he tasted him.

nicostiel:

#The holy trinity of queer agony

nicostiel:

#Queer Agony

twobabkas: